Welcome to the improv mental hospital

please. Untitled Artwork was my father. call me Untitled Artwork (1)

Holy shit wtf how are people just ignoring this?! This is a REAL PICTURE of an EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

tumblr users will be like 'is anyone going to be weirdly condescending on this post' and not even wait for an answer

nailing myself to the cross. for attention

Hello university professor. In front of you are students that failed a test due to your poor teaching skills. If you can manage to give them feedback without calling them literal slurs you will go free. If not, the students will take turn bashing you in the head with a metal pipe until you are naught but a bloody pulp. You have one hour. Live or die, make your choice.

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

hey. you have to love your trans brothers of color okay. and your trans sisters of color. and your nonbinary siblings of color. you have to okay. its simply non-optional

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.