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text 📲 torry
Harry: You know how easy it'd be to do more with this supply run? I mean, think about it. The king is trusting us to take food over there and nothing more... what's to stop us from bringing a little something back, eh? Or someone?
Tobias: I'm ware of how easy it'd be. So why don't you?
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TEXT ☹️ TOBAWN
Dawn: Genie search says the samsung voice is called Sam, instead of siri so that's what you'd have. What do you even do all day as a pirate if you don't get to sing shanties??
Tobias: My phone doesn't have a voice, I don't think. At least its never spoken to me. Steal stuff? Or for me, target practice.
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Dawn: Look at the back of your phone. What kind is it? And how do you dislike most music? Don't pirates have sea shanties?
Tobias: She says Saumsung. I guess some pirates do. It's not a huge thing in my Captain's crew.
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Dawn: 😐
Dawn: 😑
Tobias: What?
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Dawn: What kind of phone do you have? She's the iphone lady.
Dawn: People who can fix their fingers to say "Not that most songs are good in the first place" really cannot be trusted to give any kind of quality musical opinions. Even when they're as vaguely flattering as "mine have always been alright".
Tobias: It's a black one. Smart, too.
Tobias: S'not my fault songs aren't that good. Take it up with the music people.
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Dawn: I'm mighty sorry about that! Siri's a hater, I guess.
Dawn: I know, genius. That's why it's being WORKSHOPPED.
Tobias: I don't know her but she sounds like a jerk.
Tobias: Well, good. It'd be mighty sad if that's the best you could do. Not that most songs are good in the first place but yours have always been alright.
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Dawn: Every morning I wake up with a sad face because I know it is the start of one more day without you.
Dawn: Dag nab it, that was NOT for you. I’m workshopping lyrics and siri mishead who the text was for.
Tobias: Way to damn near give me a heart attack.
Tobias: Could use some work.
TEXT 🌯BIG LIL SLADE
Abbie: That’s so sad 😞 I wish I could help people do both! Like hello? Nothing that happened on the isle should be held against anyone! Really? Why not? Aren’t pirates supposed to pay attention?
Tobias: Forgiving and forgetting makes people soft, Abs. And I dunno, I was hungry. All I was thinking bout was eating. Sides, no one'd be able to poison me. I got a steel trap of a gut unlike you.
TEXT 🌯BIG LIL SLADE
Abbie: Everyone HAD enemies six years ago! I think food poisoning is def more likely here than someone randomly trying to have me DEAD. Unless they were going after you instead? Did you recognize the angel burrito maker at all?
Tobias: Some people don't forgive and more don't forget. I don't really pay much attention to burrito makers though. Could've been King Ben and I wouldnta noticed.
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Abbie: 🥺🥺🥺Who would poison me? I thought everyone liked me?🥺🥺🥺
Tobias: Probably they do, I dunno, it was just a thought. You randomly getting sick seems weirder than you having an enemy though. Everyone's got enemies.
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TEXT 🌯BIG LIL SLADE
Abbie: Weird! I don't think I'm sick though, before MY WORLD FELL APART I think I was perfectly fine! And ikr! Remember that time I ate all those worms out of that puddle on a dare? I didn't even start to puke a little bit!
Tobias: Maybe someone poisoned you. Got any enemies?
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Abbie: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Abbie: Or I whispered that to you? IDR? Anyway! All I know is that my angelic burrito has def given me food poisoning and I've never felt more rejected by life!
Tobias: Weird. I'm good. You sure you're not just sick? Your stomach should be stronger than that. Back on the Isle, a rotten burrito would've been heaven.
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@leilaniwaialiki and @vitani-okoro.
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what is something about the isle that you miss?
There were less rules back there. That’s about it though.
honesty hour!
text 💬 tizzy
Izzy: That’s a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Izzy: Are you going to try to tell me someone stole your clothes, or are you going to tell me the real story?
Tobias: I'm your big brother, it's my job to judge you.
Tobias: Would you believe I lost a dare?
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text 💬 jobias
Jane: This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am? Because I don't. I don't think I've ever been in this part of town, actually. Which is weird. I thought I'd been in every inch of Auradon City.
Tobias: Depends. You by the docks?
text 💬 tammy
Sammy: I’m still laying in bed cuz I don’t feel like adulting yet
Tobias: Valid. You got anything you needed to get done? I got up way too early and could use something to do.