into the ocean

Andy: I'm currently three wine bottles in and I still don't think it's funny so if someone laughs at that, its probably because it's the first joke they've ever heard LMAO.

Tobias: Beats me but I'm sick of it already. Maybe its just cause in Auradon they were all raised to be cowards bout wanting what and who they want and doing something like this makes it so they don't have to do much aside from say a name. Minimal effort, minimal risk, its the easy way out. Not that it matters to me much either. I wouldn't even know where to start on that whole thing.

Sammy: Me too, especially done with all the hearts everywhere. It's not even an actual holiday, though so like what gives? Auradon already has so many of them, do they really need something as dumb as Valentine's Day?

Harriet: I appreciate your enthusiasm for crew bonding, but the answer is certainly not. Perhaps Tobias would be a better candidate.

Harriet: Also, I MUST ask... what on Earth made you choose THAT, of all things?

Virginia: You shouldn't be focusing on the amount of blood at all. Instead, study the skin - if you can see multiple layers are separated, or worse, if you can see down to the bone, seek help from a professional immediately.

Virginia: Since you're texting me and not screaming or fainting, I assume you can take care of your injury by simply applying pressure and cleaning out the wound once the bleeding has stopped, but I felt obligated to give your question a thorough answer.

Sammy: Yeah, tried that. Gone through a few things of gauze already, but I'll manage I guess. It's not as bad as I though at least.

Sammy: How drunk do I have to be to find this amusing?

While I respect @tobiasslade, I don’t think that’s gonna work out.