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Too many people draw unmasked RZ Michael Myers with his hair in the way because they don’t want to acknowledge the truth

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pukicho

Honestly I might’ve died of scurvy but living as a peasant in the 1500s would at least be simpler

samsaraihardlyknowher

you can still die of scurvy today if you want

pukicho

You promise?

tobi-the-crazy

Fully... But you will have to give up some great flavors.

lolwtfmemes

tobi-the-crazy

As someone who moved to the Netherlands after growing up in an English speaking country I can infact confirm it isn't a real language. As soon as the non- 'Dutch speakers' leave they all just begin speaking various forms of butchered English. It's not a real language it just exists to cover up the fact the entire Dutch community has a collective speech impediment with varying degrees of 'what the fuck is he even saying?'

#dutch language #Which doesn't exist #Obviously I'm joking #But only kinda

sullyfortress

He's Toruk Makto.

Is this not how this scene went?

tobi-the-crazy

That's exactly how this scene went and I will not hear differently

forasgaard

can we pls discuss how old the Sully kids are. Like, Neteyam and Lo'ak seem much older than 15 and 14 !? I'm confused

pictures from James Cameron's Avatar Wiki

tobi-the-crazy

For real though Neteyam's actor is 21. Like excuse me, my brain is so confused seeing a face that looks my age/older than me but is supposed to be like 4 years younger. Is it too much to ask for Hollywood to just cast actors in the same age group as the characters. I want to be able to simp in peace please, stop making me panic as I Google how old a character is because I can't tell just my looking at them. And I'm one of those people who's a okay with age gaps (depending on circumstances and the ages involved) but I know a lot of people aren't and I can only imagine it's even more stressful for them.

TL;DR: Hollywood's casting is stressing the simps out about character vs actor ages.

#avatar #avatar 2 #avatar the way of water #Avatar the way of simps #Avatar the stresses me the fuck out for so many reasons #neteyam #Actor vs character ages #aaahhhhhhhhhhh

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thisismycursed3rdblog

Love how by the end Payakan is like fuck it what are they going to do outcast me again let's mess this shit up!!!

tobi-the-crazy

my Trans ass remembering that time I punched my uncle after he joked about my dad disowning me while watching that scene: Fuck them up papaya whale, fuck them up.

pupperish

Crack fic idea

Just shove all the versions of wilbur into a room and see what happens :)

tobi-the-crazy

Now I need this. Fuck it, shove a confused Y/N in there but no romance, just confusion and maybe friendship if they're lucky and manage to stay sane.

smol-cherry

Y/n for no reason: Aphrodite? I only know Green M&M

Schlatt: Vouch

(Alternative version):

Y/n for no reason: Aphrodite? I only know Green M&M

Schlatt: So like, your hand in marriage when?

bots-and-cons

How would bulkhead, ratchet and Optimus react to their SO who is a complete and utter weirdo. Like they will say and do the most random stuff, like they would be so weird that most people think that they r high.

I asked @xsharnxx for some examples of weird behaviour and wrote this mostly based on them and yes weirdness is contagious :D

~Optimus Prime~

•Honestly you making random duck sounds is the least weird thing he's encountered

•There is a spider at the base (probably more than one, but it's a collective thing) that has gotten the name Harold

•So sometimes, when the night is darkest and all you can hear at the base is the clank of Ratchet's keyboard, you yell "Harold!" and scare the crap out of Optimus and everyone who happens to be within hearing distance

•It's a bit of a thing that you unintentionally give him a spark attack every now and then

•You also have some weird and funky clothes and hats, but especially some great socks that Optimus really likes

~Bulkhead~

•You have thrown cheese slices at him and even though it’s sometimes kinda annoying, it’s also amusing, especially when you do it to the others

•You like to jump off of high things and run around yelling weird shit, like “you stale ham sandwich”, sometimes you just gotta let loose

•Harold is kind of like the “class pet” except it’s multiple spiders and no one ever knows where they are, but you always somehow manage to find one and show it to Bulk

•The base sofa apparently has a name also, but he hasn’t managed to get that one out of you yet

~Ratchet~

•Ratchet is very good at ignoring all your weirdness, but it also secretly amuses him

•You yelling “cheese” and tossing a slice of cheese at him isn’t his favorite thing, but sometimes when you’re near he tosses that slice of cheese at Fowler and blames it on you

•He has come to use your odd insults such as “deranged meatball” and “unripe potato” in his daily life, mostly when talking about the decepticons

•No joke, once when you made a duck noise, he answered back with a goose honk by accident, which caused you to die of laughter and him to swear you to secrecy about the matter

tobi-the-crazy

Finally some batshit weirdo representation.

Also naming house spiders isn't that weird.

Lesson learned, do not just "wing it" with binding and do actually invest in a proper medically certified binder as soon as possible. My ribs may be bruised, everything hurts, and I'm having a hard time moving... I should have listened to the internet.

#Trans #binder #trans health #trans men #i learned my lesson #i'm in so much pain

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tedtwt-deactivated20210517

c!schlatt likes to bake cakes and stargaze with y/n but he also likes to show them how to hide dead bodies...

tobi-the-crazy

This is my entire vibe. I call it "Eldritch cottage core"

Just fuckin came out as trans. Feeling hella free and good

limelocked

im in fucking hysterics cuz of course techno didnt think too much of ranboo having dreams voice in his head

CUZ IF CHAT IS CANON THEN SO IS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING FAKE DREAM IN THAT CHAT

HOW MANY SLIGHTLY OFF DREAM VOICES HATH THIS PIG HEARD

tobi-the-crazy

Oh shit, mans right.

incorrect-simps

wilbur: why would you give a knife to a child?!

techno: tommy felt unsafe.

wilbur: now i feel unsafe!

techno: im sorry

techno: ...would you like a knife?

tobi-the-crazy

Canon.

fis-paprikas

how the fuck does ace cad have the highest body count of anyone in the m9

tobi-the-crazy

I...... Fair fucking point.

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