STOP asking me if I’m doing well mentally. I literally have minecraft youtuber twitch notifications on, I think you already know the answer.
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STOP asking me if I’m doing well mentally. I literally have minecraft youtuber twitch notifications on, I think you already know the answer.

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops
Dream: George.. I know this is hard but, you need to understand this may not be working that well so.. I'm breaking up with you...
George: ...
Dream: *sniff* I'm so sorry..
George: uh..
George: we're dating?
The next day:
Dream: I'm sorry George... I need a divorce...
George: w h a t
Incorrect SBI Quotes Pt.2
Wilbur, setting up TNT: I am this close to falling off the deep end
Philza:
Wilbur: I know I’m smiling right now, but the light inside me is slowly dying : )
Philza: I- what?

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Poggers
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Dream: Anybody would be lucky to date me. I was ‘a pleasure to have in class’.
George: You literally dropped out of high school.
Dream: A pleasure.
Tommy: Do you know a turtles only weakness? Wilbur: No... well, their slowness. Tommy: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Tommy: Now I have a plan. Tommy: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
Sapnap: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Dream: Bet you I can! George: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
*the TV is freaking out* Dream: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support. *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes* Dream: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

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Ranboo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
dream team texts as told by me and my friends at midnight (just to clarify this is joke!)
Dream : stfu george im awesome
George : you can stfu up
Dream : make me
George: don't tempt me
Dream : what if i want to?
George : then i'll be on my way
Sapnap : should i jerk off
Tubbo: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Ranboo: But don't you hate yourself. Tubbo: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.
Bad: You called those two and not me?!
Dream: Well, when you have a crazy plan, you don’t call the voice of reason.
Dream: George.. I know this is hard but, you need to understand this may not be working that well so.. I'm breaking up with you...
George: ...
Dream: *sniff* I'm so sorry..
George: uh..
George: we're dating?

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i’m going to be honest here. dream is Not fuckable. sapnap is not a sex god. georgenotfound is not the solution to your sexual fantasies. these idiots play minecraft all day! no time for bitches, only for the ender dragon.
[outside a restaurant]
phil: can you guys go get a table? i need to park the car.
wilbur: sure thing
tommy: yeah we can do that
[5 minutes later]
wilbur and tommy, carrying a table, sprinting out of the restaurant: START THE CAR