incorrect dream smp quotes

STOP asking me if I’m doing well mentally. I literally have minecraft youtuber twitch notifications on, I think you already know the answer.

Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

Tommy: Do you know a turtles only weakness? Wilbur: No... well, their slowness. Tommy: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs. Tommy: Now I have a plan. Tommy: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

Sapnap: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! Dream: Bet you I can! George: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

*the TV is freaking out* Dream: Don’t worry, you have to treat an electronic like you treat a patient on life support. *unplugs the TV, then plugs it back in again. nothing changes* Dream: Yeah, that didn’t work with my grandma either.

Ranboo: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

Tubbo: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Ranboo: But don't you hate yourself. Tubbo: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused.

i’m going to be honest here. dream is Not fuckable. sapnap is not a sex god. georgenotfound is not the solution to your sexual fantasies. these idiots play minecraft all day! no time for bitches, only for the ender dragon.