make the defender fall

You can tell she’s had enough of this shit.

Some of y’all weren’t there when Hope Solo was the number 1 goalkeeper of Women’s Soccer and it shows.

ok but when tobin decides to be a soccer player again, christen gets some goddamn respect, alex stops getting fouled, carli reaches 100 goals, rose gets a new hamstring, becky plays full games again, angry kelley appears on the pitch, sonnett doesn’t have to help out on other positions, julie “the tank” returns, the great horan gets her free kicks on frame again, pinoe learns to pass, casey starts breaking ankles other than her own, allie can repress her brief stint as a defender, crystal plays in her natural position, alyssa gets a consistent backline, kriegs comes back???, lynn adjusts to the international stage, sam kerr takes the citizenship test, mal regains her fye confidence, moe channels 2015 world cup moe, dahlkemper learns the appropriate time to back pass, savannah gets more minutes, jill stops experimenting, tierna isn’t expected to always save the day, sofia is allowed to shine, ashlyn transforms into a shark, sully kisses a teammate on the cheek/forehead, sam becomes the most talked about mewis, jane holds up a “you’re nice” sign, kling grows a few inches, taylor no longer gets mixed up with a former-country-singer-turned-pop-star, syd & arod are done popping out kids it’s all over for you hoes.

confirmed: tobin heath and christen press do in fact live on the same planet and even know each other