toast boy

i need a garden….. i need a cottage and i need a garden… some gardening gloves…… a watering can…….. and a strawberry patch

suetonius: i heard that caesar was a big slut and also he liked buttsex and oral

listen it’s one thing to slut shame Caesar, but Cicero went around speculating in public about Caesar and the king doing it on a “golden couch arrayed in purple” where “the virginity of the one sprung from Venus was lost in Bithynia” so I don’t think good old Iulius is the only one who’s got to ask himself some serious questions here.

Julius Caesar was stabbed for being a bottom, please share for bottom’s rights

fun fact- there was a popular song/chant his soldiers would sing so where ever they marched they could announce it to the whole world

Julius Caesar has been dead for 2062 slutty years

I highkey adore how both Vegas and Washington are like!!! Fuck this dumb superstition!!! We won a trophy!!! Touch the shit out of that fucker!!! Sports is anarchy and we have only this moment of profound joy!!! I don’t care, I’ll lick the fucking thing!