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Stu, let me ask you a question: how did you not realize until then that you had too many eggs? Nobody sells eggs in a big cloth-covered basket, so you must have done that yourself. That means you spent god-knows-how-long opening up twelve whole cartons of eggs, carefully placing each egg one-by-one inside a big basket, and then covering it with a big picnic cloth… and at no point- at no point- did you ever stop and think “gee, there might be TOO MANY FUCKING EGGS HERE”

Ranger: What’s new, Pussycat?

Bard: Hmm…you’ve inspired me. *pulls out lute*

DM: Roll performance

Bard: *nat 20*

DM: You proceed to play the song seven times, and no one gets tired of it

My group was creating a name for their guild.

Bard: We have decided on the name “The Half Covenant”.

DM: … Any reason why you went with that? Just curious.”

Bard: “Because we’re all halves. I’m a halfling.”

Ranger: “Half elf.”

Barbarian: “And I’m a half orc.”

Dm: *Turns to the human rogue* “What half are you?”

Bard: You first, dragon

dragon: Actually its pronounced Dr. Agon

dragon assumes dragon form