i'm semi automatic

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

3) mostly mined with slave labor

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

I got my gf a like 8 carat cubic zarconia on a semi real gold band for like AUS$250. And that included getting resized too. She loved it. Noone knew the difference. Fuck real diamonds. Fake ones are where it’s at.

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

You had me at “Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods.”

I messaged a beekeeper on Grindr to keep up the great work and he said that’s the first time someone complimented him on beekeeping :(

Support your local gay beekeeper

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

Shout out to all the sex working moms today, from the stripper moms to the full service moms to the cam model moms. I hope y'all have a great day, cause y'all deserve it. Fuck anyone that thinks otherwise. (but make them pay for it ;))

lemonade mouth's "determinate" > entire beatles discography