hazy cosmic jive

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

my fav relationship ship dynamic is where it doesn't matter if you call it platonic or romantic or queerplatonic because they always act the same in every type of relationship. and the way they act? fucking weird.

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

It's okay to have blatant double standards that favor women

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord