hazy cosmic jive

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

@c0penhagen

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again