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having autism is wild because dan talks about the capsule hotel like it was a dog kennel but to me that looks like one of the safest coziest places ever

oh look at me i’m phil lester i used to be the blueprint emo boy in my 20s i have random things inspired by me during that time like this cute little emo axolotl and now i’m a hot blond babe with a juicy fat ass that knocks things over when i walk my skin is clear i have doll lips the nose of a god and i’ve been dating the guy who also used to be the blueprint emo boy for sixteen years he’s tall and beautiful with his luscious sexy curly mullet has big doe eyes 6’3 handsomeness oh and btw he started to go to the gym to be able to pick me up and now he manhandles me and squats while carrying me and he also lovingly makes me coffee every morning so i can wake up and immediately drink it :D bro fuck you and your fuckass boyfriend

"i would let you infodump at me abt your interests" "i would put you in a calming sensory area w pretty colored lights and calm music" I LIKE THEM!!!!!!!!!

phan is real and not even that. they’re best friends bruh. best friends and lovers and co workers and business partners. they’ve genuinely been There for one another for 16 years. dans ugly ass fits to phils ass bleeding bruh. and they still like each other. and we still like them. but who cares about us. it’s not for us. it’s for them. and we’re even just lucky enough to be apart of that. fricking happy for them and excited their future. happy they got each other cause I hate them. theyre gay. Im gay. ur gay. fuck my phannie life

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester