TOASTEDSKIN

The Goncharov boots, but with Tumblr shoelaces

don't talk to me or my 300 pornbot followers ever again

My ex took my orb when we broke up. She never even scried with it, so I think she’s just using it to put under her dress and pretend to be pregnant so she gets better seats on the bus and subway. That was the same thing I was gonna do, but it’s not fair

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

"The lettuce won" is a phrase that is so bizarre without context and the fact it's referring to the state of our country's political situation right now is honestly appalling

it's 2028 and i can't leave my house because i didn't pay my amazon doorknob subscription on time so they came over and sealed my doors and windows off with cement

emo stands for eat me out

I propose : Mo Homo