in my little pony universe youd go to a job interview and theyd be like so how does your cutiemark reflect your dedication to this position. And every time youd have to spew some bullshit about how your cutiemark of two tennis rackets actually means youre a team player and good at multitasking and view the market like a playing field. or whatever. and you wouldnt even get the job

like imagine you're a larry fan and you're like gee i sure hope they come out one day and then someone gets shot and killed backstage at a 1d concert and it turns out louis did it cause he was smuggling drugs. and then harry falls in love with the lawyer who sent louis to jail (and who previously sent harry's brother to jail also) and also this new lawyer boyfriend fucking hates one direction. so you can't even celebrate that he's dating a man because this man Hates One Direction And Sent Louis To Jail. so u all hate him. THIS is the life gavinners fans are currently leading, right now, in the beautiful wonderful ace attorney universe. <3

she set on my mandelbrot til i fractal recursion

gonna start making snopes-style responses to urban legends about tumblr

Actually if I was miles edgeworth and I had to fight against Phoenix ‘bullshitter’ wright I would go insane too. He just starts bringing up meaningless shit interviewing your witness, completely irrelevant to the case, and the judge just lets it happen cause he loves gossip. He says shit like ‘sir the witness was obviously lying! Two days before the murder they didn’t wake up at dawn! They woke up 15 minutes later!’. And miles has to be like ‘what the fuck does this matter we literally have photographic evidence and dna analysis of your client KILLING THE MAN’ and. And then. He wins. He strings together a line of irrational bullshit so well that your witness goes ‘ARRRGH AAAHHHH ALSKJDJSS. I DID IT I KILLED THAT GUY’. Now personally if that was me I would strangle him but becoming psychosexually obsessed with him works too I guess