Darling I want to, destroy you...

When I’m at a show and someone’s telling the audience to do this or do that I’m like “Don’t fucking tell me what to do! Don’t tell me to clap, i’ll never clap again. Oh, you can’t hear me? That’s your fuckin’ problem.”

me: 

What do you mean that’s not what happened?

also there are dumb captions if you’re interested

Bonus:

still the best Eurovision song

don’t even argue with me

Dancing Lasha Tumbai - Ukraine 2007

Fairytale - Norway 2009 

No Prejudice - Iceland 2014

Party For Everybody - Russia 2012

Waterline - Ireland 2012

Moustache - France 2014

Hard Rock Hallelujah - Finland 2006

My Słowianie - Poland 2014

With final exams on the horizon, Donnell Marcus Phelps was all set to finish his freshman year at Fort Valley State University in Georgia.

The 19-year-old from Marshallville had been studying agricultural engineering technology but also found time to manage the university’s tennis team.

 And help those in need. 

Late Tuesday afternoon he witnessed a man harassing three young ladies. The man was touching these girls in a very inappropriate way, so he decided to step in. However, he was forced to bring fists to a knife fight.

An autopsy showed Phelps was stabbed four times in the upper torso with a pocket knife with a 3.5-inch blade.

“Words cannot describe the pain that we all feel in the Fort Valley State community,” university President Paul Jones said at news conference, offering condolences to Phelps’ family, friends, students and the entire community.

Johnson described Phelps as selfless: “He always gave us hugs, and he’d always check up on us,” she added to the Telegraph.

Donnell Phelps died a hero. His Mom did an incredible job raising an amazing person. God bless this young man for his sacrificial act of bravery. His life matters.

 RIP Donnell Phelps.