And is this train due in 0 minutes in the station with us right now?

love when people complain that a background character isn’t fully developed. babe. babe do you know what a background character is

id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

don't MAKE me turn this hero's journey around!

Aww, is somebody still in “refusal of the call”?

#lmao how are you gonna turn around when the hero can never truly return home?

for every 2 minutes of brain usage i need 20 minutes of distraction and possibly a nap

i love saying “you wouldnt get it” like the joker about things almost anyone would get. woke up this morning.. you wouldnt get it…

the concept of sending william shatner to space just because he was in space on tv is so hilarious. let’s send the dunkirk guy to war next

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

me listening to my playlist: omg that’s crazy i love this song

girls don’t have a dream job, they just want a coffee shop which is also a flower shop and a bookshop combined

obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

Ugh, okay. Unfollowing. I was a big fan of his tenure as mayor and subsequent adoption of a poor, orphaned child, had no idea that he stole a loaf of bread and broke parole