The world of a crappy artist

honestly a good partner isn’t necessarily someone who loves the exact same things you love but rather someone who is willing to listen to you ramble on and on about a particular subject that you’re passionate about even if they have little to no interest in it

this is so important

thank you for your service mcdonalds drive through employee o7

Bet that employee would be the first to call the cops the minute that things went south.

This is a great way to get the cops to never respond to a call down to that McD’s ever again. Assuming, you know, this doesn’t get back to their manager and he realizes exactly this thing, fires that employee, and issues both an apology and “police discount” to the officers because not only is the safety of the store his responsibility, the safety of that store, it’s employees, and it’s customers matter more than some bratty “woke” teen who thinks they’re saving the world by working for denying service to a random police officer while working for one of the exact companies they probably bitch about on their Twitter.

Keep your politics out of your work environment unless you want to be fired for them

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

The sarcasm in that reply

Richard Mooney comes swinging in with the comment that made me snort.

While we’re on the topic of Halloween for the entire month, I want to know why vampire or werewolf stories constantly pit werewolves and vampires against each other? If I’m remembering it right in novel Dracula it’s shown or at least heavily implied Dracula can turn into a dog/wolf so the rivalry doesn’t make any sense. If anything vampires (or at least Dracula) should see a werewolf and say “oh sick me too”

the actual only difference between a werewolf and a vampire is if your a jock or a goth

there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

I feel like this video transcends the language barrier.

only good tik tok video

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

ohohohoh but don’t forget guys! underneath all that slush? lies ice and you WILL slip on it.

People who haven’t been to the ER for ice-related injuries do not interact

#winter is great! #IN THEORY (via @kaava)

Whoever created a microwave with a beep that doesn’t stop when you open the door was clearly a sadist

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”

The sooner you acknowledge that Apple is a fashion company and not a technology company, everything else makes sense

when will any pop star ever go as hard as everybody knows shit fuck man

he’s not “everybody knows shit fuck man”. he has a name. its solid snake