clown of rivia

The joke here is that the Swedish term for “student” is “jagharenklockaförettansikte,” which depending on pronunciation can also mean, “I have a clock for a head.”

i understand seals

i want to be a fat fucking animal and lay on the beach. i want to snort at those who approach me

i want to blink wetly and audibly

Hey quick question why is Stephen King’s IT listed as nonfiction on amazon?

slut era (just trying to make new friends)

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

a class on what