why were prezis ever a thing. who was like “i wish this powerpoint could give me motion sickness”

i want to uhhh cómo se dice,,,,,die

“drama kid” this and “band kid” that. wheres the love for us kids that did absolutely nothing in high school

nerd men are the worst breed of men because theyre just as shitty as other kinds of men except they think theyre oppressed for knowig sonic the hedgehog facts

oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a (yee) whore

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

she’s the prowler

catch me in the street using my froglike tongue to grab people’s airpods and eating them for the nutrient

haven’t cared about ANYTHING the way i cared about one direction……….devoted myself to them…………………….thought it was safe……………………………………………………………ridiculous

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.