Travis Kelce

Wait....this isn't Tinder? My bad.

hey, i’m anya. i’m about 5′6″ and 120lbs. i also enjoy some chick flicks, specially rom-coms and yes, a good hike is definitely nice. ooh, yes beaches and mountains are great. i too enjoy snuggling up at home with movies as much as going out.

Nah, don’t worry about it. I want everyone to be into football but I know thats just not the case. I’m in Kansas City. Missouri, so it gets pretty damn cold here and we play in it. Really, playing in it isn’t bad because you’re moving around but outside that? Nah, I want tropical. Now all we need is one of those insanely tall basketball players that can stand next to me and make me look short. Wheres Yao Ming when you need him? That mans like 7'6 or something crazy.

Once the seasons over I don’t wanna be cold anymore. I can deal with the cold but truth be told, I just don’t want to. Who LIKES to be cold, ya know? For sure, when I’m back in LA we’re gonna make it happen.

I can’t say I paid attention either. I saw it on the internet, so really its gotta be true, right?

Currently, Kansas City. Hopefully in 2 weeks Arizona for the big game. But after that? I don’t know, if we win I might have to say “I’m going to Disney World.” But really, I’ll be back in LA in a little over 2 weeks at the longest.

exactly! that’s how it works. 

🔺🔺Travis Kelce

Don’t get me wrong, I like the mountains and all. I love a good log cabin, but the beach is where its at. I’d choose at a tropical location over a cold one every time. If we meet in person, I promise we’ll do a photo-op. I wonder if I could use your head as an arm rest. We’re gonna have to make this happen just to see.

Someone told me what they do is just retire a sent then a few years later bring it back under a new name. I’m not sure if thats accurate or not but it would make sense.

Actually no, I’m not. Not until the middle of February hopefully, but if its sooner I’ll let you know and we can do dinner or something?

i mean, it’s completely possible. i never really noticed or paid attention, haha. 

Nice to meet you AJ. I haven’t done the piano stairs, but I do know what you’re talking about. Next time I’m in LA I’m gonna have to make the time to do it, just to say I have, ya know? The other day I rewatched A Walk To Remember, that shits classic. Got any favorites?

At the very least I’ll get like bath and bodyworks to make a candle and call it scent of Kelce or some shit.

Exacccctlllly. You get it. No one wants to be a creep.

Speaking of being a creep. We mentioned dates somewhere in this conversation. Whens that happening?

perfect! i didn’t even think of that. they always need to come up with new things, so this totally works. 

So, I’m Travis. 6'5, 250lbs. I genuinely enjoy chick flicks and I love going on a good hike. But, I prefer the beach to the mountains. I like going out and snuggling up at home to watch movies pretty much equally.

Wait….this isn’t Tinder? My bad.

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Well even if it isn’t… I’m Victoria, 5′5 a lot less then 250lbs. I also enjoy pretty much all of those things as well. Especially preferring the beach. I can’t get enough of being on the beach. Also, I’m not sure I’ve ever actually met someone who’s a whole foot taller than me, wow. If we ever meet in person, I’m going to have to insist on a photo comparison.

Wait....this isn't Tinder? My bad.

I have my own smell. They should make is a cologne or something. The sent is Vanilla Sandalwood but the name on the bottle will just be Travis. One name. Like Madonna.

These days I’m not so sure so I like to make it clear that I know whats appropriate and whats not. The last thing I need is to do some fucked up shit and get suspended for a season or something.

that’s exactly what i was going for. you should definitely market it. it would sell like crazy. 

Exacccctlllly. You get it. No one wants to be a creep.

Yeah, they do. I’m gonna watch it eventually, it looks good. Thats the masterplan right there. One scent where every you smell it you go “that reminds me of that Travis guy.” If that happens my mission will be accomplished.

No offense take it. Guys are weird sometimes. I’m weird, I’m just not that kind of weird. Thankfully.

well, thanks. i hope you enjoy it when you do get to it. it’s the name of the scent now. travis. your sense of smell is one of the strongest things that ties with memory, you know. you’re literally almost there!!

Oh, I’ll get to it. I hear good things about that show. I’m going to find a vanilla sandalwood candle and bring it on our first date so you an go home and light it and think of me. Then you’ll call me for the late night Tinder booty call. This plan is flawless. For real, I haven’t had experience with those apps either but, like you, I get the gist. Fifth date. Keep an eye on your phone, I’ll be counting down.

I really won’t be, that’d be a little too weird. Counting down to the appropriate time to show someone your dick? I hope I’m never that guy.

people seem to like it so i’ll take it! oh, wow. that’s so perfect. see? you’ve got this whole thing figured out! because you’re right. now i’m going to think about you every time i smell vanilla sandalwood, it’s already working. exactly, not too hard to figure out. oh, i will be. i’m going to mark it on my calendar.