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it’s just that in s8, eddie said no offence but im straight. because he thought the hot priest was flirting with him. then buck said eddie is Straight. and a renter. so i can’t be in love with him. and now we’re in s9 and eddie is paying $2500 so that he can avoid going on a date. and every time a beautiful gorgeous woman flirts with him he makes this 🫩 face. and also he touched a man’s crotch and got called a princess and a fairy and got accused of murdering his bisexual husband because everyone in the diner saw them arguing like an old married couple. and he didn’t deny the husband part or the gay part but he did deny the murderer part. like. Okay.

pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.

12 points from the uk to france, world peace achieved

uk giving 12 points to france feels like a betrayal of the entire 16th century

Ragebaited by eurovision voting, an annual event

Croatia witches for the win for me!

Did Italy accidentally send their entry from 1977?

Temu Shakira

Okay Temu Cascada

i don't think moldova is a masterpiece by any means but it's a fun energetic song that works well

I hate it but I’m jamming

France is technically so fucking impressive even if the song isn’t for me

Monroe has a pretty voice & the song is pretty but still to close to a ballad. Only thing that save you from falling asleep is the burst of opera that pop up here & there in the song.

Nobody fights as hard to place last during ESC as the UK and Germany do.