The Universe is a Simluation

a thing to learn about cooking is, that isnt enough garlic. there is not enough garlic in there. yeah i know you already put garlic in but shhh, listen, listen to the pot, it says it wants more garlic.  seriously more garlic come on i said put in some more garlic fucking dO it you piece of shit. what do you mean that that’s all the garlic you had well i suppose theres nothing for it we have to go pick up some more come on then

Don't worry mom Sonic Underground is my anti-drug

the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads

it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/

reblog if u are currently a mess

who is she

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

angel from rent is such a good character but i feel like everyone including me likes to ignore that she has a song and dance about how she straight-up killed a dog