hi my name is [phern]

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

i love my phriends (mutuals i may or may not have interacted with before)

who wants to fall in love in the phatreon comments

great podcast but unfortunately my body didn’t know the difference between hearing "i'm fast asleep, what do i hear next to me" and being shot in the chest 26 times

"I thought we already knew" Christians believe in God but would still probably freak out if they saw Jesus on a random Monday morning

You know Dan is looking fine when the phannies bust out the she/her pronouns

Them not even officially being boyfriends is so funny lmao

They hard launched to us before they even hard launched to each other