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In my opinion it's a lot more healthy to be able to own that you dislike someone for petty reasons than to do all kinds of mental gymnastics to make everyone you don't really vibe with out to be a bad person actually

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

yay!

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

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sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."

dumbass fucking missed

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

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The "-calyptus" part means "covered", so eucalyptus's opposite would be something that's 1. naked and 2. bad at it