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remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

Pretty large honestly

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies