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So many hot minutes when can I get a cold hour

important reminder that most people you follow online are significantly lamer than you think they are including me. and if you feel insecure comparing yourself to someone online: DON'T. theyre probably also lame and weird. most people on the internet are

reblog if you're also lame and weird.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

who was that.

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

i do like want revenge against the whole world but im chill about it im still a good hang

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

"That is Signal, the Last Follower of the Old Law."

you hate me because I'm anemic and you're jealous

fiction can be really dangerous there might be a deeply tragic woman in there who starts living in your head forever

Schrödinger’s senator