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hey man I'm the torturer [shaking your hand and detecting apprehension] that just means it's my job to torture people [visibly uncomfortable] there are lots of people like me

“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis

are you freaking serious did they actually put steve in minecraft

in my delirious half-awake state i appear to have typed the wrong game

It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"

Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"

official aro-polyam solidarity post

many people ask 'how do i know my art is good enough to start a comic'. this is a very common mistake. you do not make a comic to make good art you make comics because its fun and looked yummy

me when i improve the skill by (checks notes) not doing it so no one sees me doing it badly

okay, just sit there and listen. i'm having this problem with my code, see? i think it's something to do with this function here... are you still listening? you are? good duck

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

can you put that thing on a leash?

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement