AGS doing the purity test
*They all have their printed results out (this was Genesis’ idea)*
Genesis: Angeal, you go first. I have a feeling it’ll be brief.
Angeal: Eighty. And I’m proud of that, actually. Some of those questions were alarming. I don’t know what kind of life the people who wrote this test are living but I want no part of it.
Genesis, smugly: Well I got thirty-two! A number that represents a life fully engaged with. No hesitation, no apology. You wouldn’t understand, would you, Sephiroth? What did you get — a ninety? Ninety-five? Clean one hundred?
Sephiroth: The questions were fairly standard.
*Genesis snatches the paper out of his hands*
Genesis: You ticked yes to drug use!
Sephiroth: I’ve been administered stimulants, experimental compounds, and various unlicensed substances in the lab since early childhood.
Genesis: That is NOT what the question is asking! Wait, WHY DID YOU TICK YES TO STREAKING??
Sephiroth: There was a physical exertion test at the lab one time. You had to run on a treadmill without clothes.
Genesis: AND SKINNY DIPPING?
Sephiroth: Same exam, but it was in a pool.
Angeal, reading: Sephiroth, buddy I think you misunderstood the test. You ticked yes to the majority of the intimate questions.
Sephiroth: Well, yes, because of the loophole. “Engaged in” can reasonably include imagination. I have an extremely active imagination, I don’t see why that’s surprising.
Genesis, staring at the paper: YOU TICKED YES TO ROMANCING AN OLDER WOMAN
Sephiroth: Do you not remember when we were stationed near Banora last spring and I had that long conversation with Mrs Hewley on the porch?
Angeal: What?? But you talked about the weather! And tea! And she showed you her knitting!
Sephiroth: You don’t know my intentions.
Angeal: I need to call home.
Sephiroth: Give her my regards.