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clown on clown violence

Raised, like an embossing, it had a complex pattern with a haunting symmetry. Its tiny lines twisted and turned through its mass, somehow lifting the surface of the wood, like iron scrollwork under a taut tablecloth.

this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up

they wrote a book about kelsier from fortnite????

Ive never PLAYED fortnite in my life ive never WATCHED fortnite in my life and NOW the mistborn fans and the fortnite fans are both looking at each other like a couple of only child cats that saw another cat for the first time in their life vaguely freaked out and very confused

there is nothing funnier to me than sanderson on reddit being like "haha yeah putting kelsier in fortnite is neat but i don't expect any fans to really care :)" meanwhile every single person on tumblr who has ever spoken about mistborn is losing their fucking minds over kelsier lord of scars fortnite thaidakar flossing

kills a nobleman and flosses on top of him

this is unbelievably canon