Tired’s Hall Of Bullshit

combining a god complex and a less-than-human complex into the same character is a guaranteed way to make me start biting and gnawing and ripping rrrrrghhhhhhrrrrrrrr

i am the arbiter of justice i am a prophet on a mission i am the sword of god. a sword is a tool. i’m a living weapon. i have no purpose for existence other than to pass judgement. it pains me to be so brutal and cold and calculating and vicious toward others because of some tiny disgusting bit of humanity i feel. but my pain doesn’t matter. any humanity i think i have is an illusion

i highly recommend developing an intense interest in some natural phenomenon or creature such as bugs or stars or mushrooms. you will be delighted every time you go outside

gender affirming pointy teeth

Former living weapon absolutely dominating at laser tag

one of the interesting things about being a polyamorous competitive sword fighter (hema practitioner) is that every bruise on my body becomes a guessing game of who, what, why, when, where, and how.

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

For my fellow Europeans south of us who are currently suffering from extreme heat. Stay safe!

Went to a reptile meetup today at a local mall where there were plenty of big snakes and iguanas and other big intimidating reptiles and this girl was just watching the whole thing in silence with her hands closed up (as if she’s holding something) then one of the hosts saw her and pointed at her asking her if she had any reptiles, so she just quietly looked down at her hands and opened them up and there was the smallest most adorable yet ugly little baby leopard gecko just one McDonald’s sauce big everyone (and I mean everyone) erupted in awwwwwwwsss

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit