Oh I'm tumblin'

i'm so hungry. won't someone use !tortellini to feed me delicious pasta

!cursedoak

“i asked chat gbt” “i asked grok” well i asked philomena cunk n she said its the 36 year anniversary of the release of belgian techno anthem pump up the jam

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

i have wild sentences roaming through me at all times

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

I have no tail and I must wag

Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.