coprocephaly sufferer

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice

millions of american soldiers die every year trying to rocket jump. thankfully their lives are worthless

GLaDOS carried an entire tech startup on her back and then got omelas'd into maintaining it forever. as is the fate of all trans women in the tech industry

At least she got to kill everyone.

infinity train is kinda like my dead wife

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”