TinyMantis

may 29, 1929: what if you hired teams of hotboys to get votes

jan 24, 1917: ye olde micropig/urban pig fad

Feb 11, 1928: suck it, elon?

1928 june 15 "themes we would not like to see dramatized"

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Fine.

Arriving at the gym in the hat, about ten minutes ago.

Admiring a creature in the hat.

Beyblading with the hat.

I wear the hat.