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Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

My tits bounce when I walk I’m not listening to you

those posts complaining about greasy hair arent exaggerating btw, it really makes you feel like everything in your life is going wrong and falling apart. and then you shower and it turns into a normal tuesday

the main issue with problems is that they suck bad. but what if there was an app that let you bet on child surgeries

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

You can lie when you name things

Wait why doesn't the narcissist have eyebrows

How do you think the dark empathy got in

the stingrays at the touch tank just now were acting pretty cautious around the people reaching in, getting really close but staying juuuust too far for anyone to touch, and this ten year old boy in a fnaf tshirt told me, exasperated, "the stingrays are ragebaiting us!!"

touches U in a very weird but non sexual way

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines