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not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

thing that pisses me off most about adhd advice from neurotypicals... the 'doing something for 30 days forms a habit.' bitch nothing in my life is a habit i would be ripping bong and jacking off all day if it was a matter of choice. never underestimate my ability to be super invested in something for like 2 weeks and then forget to do it one day and never go back to it

This was a joke when I wrote it in 2016 just before the original animated one came out. I guess the real live action one comes out on Friday.

it's sorta funny (ignoring the horrors) that cis people can't be trusted with a deadname. any time someone tells me theirs I've forgotten it five minutes later, if you had names for your toes that would be far more interesting to me, but cis people get real "if you give a mouse a cookie" about it it

Most people won't slip up like that, the average cis person walks on eggshells so they don't accidentally reveal they're just humoring us out of a sense of obligation, they'll think about it and get even more anxious while doing that. This reinforces the wall between them and any insight into the situation.

does someone stand behind these people with a gun forcing them to type this shit where everyone can see it. what in the fuck is even going on

like IMAGINE just admitting this, under no duress

Yeah a comment like that goes in the tags, which are considered private. Fortunately that’s where it was

I get a notification for every note, including this one. They are very much not considered private, if anything you are sending them directly to me.

"the tags, which are considered private"

during my 2,000 years in military service upon the wartorn world of Bantok, we had a member of our unit named Private Tags who was so covered in skin tags you couldnt see his real face. Saying the tag arent private dishonors his memory in incomprhensibly vile ways, youre all going ot mega hell

ah PFC Tags. we miss him every day. war is hell

great post! funny how all the trans women are deleted