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i believe an important kind of creative process is "i didn't know that wasn't allowed"

every political scandal has to be called ____gate now because 54 years ago a guy named blowjob told reporters there were bugs in the democrat offices

it's natural for US senators to keep dying it's like a hobby for them

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

the replacement of websites with apps sounds so backwards when you actually describe it. like hmm you have to download an entire program onto your device each time you want access to a portal, where it takes up storage indefinitely. somebody should invent an app where you can "browse" any portal just by typing in its address... 🥴

crazy to me that spiritomb has binary gender. check out my hateful rock filled with 108 forcefemmed souls

chiropractors get paid to injure people. i'd do it for FREE after a long shift

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did