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you don’t have to wait until you’re 100% ready. it’s okay to be scared and maybe a bit unsure. if you wait until you’re ready, you’ll be waiting your whole life and you’ll miss a lot of opportunities in the process

“You’re so quiet, what’s wrong?” I’m creating my own fantasy world to escape from reality so shut up.

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

@pangur-and-grim @talesfromtreatment I can't be 100% sure but these sure don't look like any purebred cats I know of? They're just normal domestics

The video is one glorious pun. If you watch the very beginning again, it actually reads 'purebread' not 'purebred', and all the 'types' are varieties of bread :3

the wish fulfillment of the big hero 6 universe isn’t all the superhero stuff, it’s the dream of having any illness or injury, no matter how big or small, attended to by a healthcare professional who is completely focused on you and your problem, would never brush off or downplay your symptoms, will instantaneously assess what’s wrong and come up with a treatment plan for it, and won’t charge you a dime. and then give you a lollipop.

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

I am an old person and tumblr is the porch

Literally anyone on still on here from 2012 or earlier

When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer

I'm also celebrating your dogs birthday

additionally I wish anyone who equates being a furry to being a fetishy weirdo a very Die Instantly from Explosive Diarrhea

Ok so the thing about reading like books which are "predictable" is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think "hmmm I bet that's gonna be relevant later" ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I'm so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!

when i say “i don’t like drama” what i really mean is “i don’t want to have my own drama.” your drama, on the other hand,