oh no

"you're overthinking this" bro i have anxiety. i have no other type of thinking available.

oh to be a sturgeon swimming slowly in a lake

the masculine urge to be feminine. the feminine urge to be masculine. do you get what i mean

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

i am like the breadloser of the family

oh sorry i’m laughing at an inside joke that i have. with myself

if i was in a time loop i’d deadass lose count after like 4 days

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

sometimes when i read something extremely good i can hardly stand to read more than two or three sentences at a time because i get so excited every other line that it's almost physically exhausting to get through

I bet it feels good as fuck to not worry about Your Secret every single day just all day constantly worrying about Your Secret

*trying to say i enjoyed something* this thing made me feel sick and made me writhe around on the floor