i am just a spring onino

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

my most lukewarm take is that I don't think there should be any exemptions for vaccines, etc., beyond documented legit adverse medical shit that makes it physically impossible. like they should be free and required and nobody should be allowed to just choose to leave their child and any immunocompromised person they interact with vulnerable to potentially deadly but entirely preventable diseases and other medical conditions.

my lukewarm addition to this is that i think refusing your child vaccines is child abuse, just like refusing to feed them

Literally every professional baseball team is bad at baseball. It is not possible to be good at baseball.

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

the devil said it's lindsey graham's turn today to speak with mitch mcconnell for 20 minutes

There are US Senators dying who have never died before

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it