huzzah!

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

who needs therapy when you have “listening to music at such a high volume that you keep getting headphone warnings”

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

hey when the fuck are things gonna get easier

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

Sailor Moon is so important