rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.

Actually the monkeys have unionised. That's their circus now.

This post is about enjoying a nice cup of juice, or perhaps even tea. I have marked it as mature so that its more of an exclusive socializing thing like drinking alcohol but instead it tastes good and doesnt suck

today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well