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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

just wanna kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and kiss her and

"Is squirt pee" brother who CARESSSSSS. Worst case scenario u made a woman feel so good she pissed herself how is that a net negative to your image

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

huh. guys i feel a little funny

bring back sexting bring back sexting its the most hottest thing ever YES i will take my time to TYPE OUT EVERYTHING yes i will do exactly what you tell me to over text yes i am that easy and yes im giggling over a stupid box of words from you

yes i AM built to be cuddled and kissed!!!!!!!! absolutely nobody was asking!!!!!!!!!!! but i am informing you all anyway!!!!!!!!!!

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

Need to bury my face in mommy’s clothed cunt n look up at her with big, needy eyes, waiting for permission to pull her panties to the side n lap at her wet cunt until she’s gripping me by my hair n cumming on my tongue <3

When she calls you “ little girl ” and you have to pretend as if you aren’t immediately soaking through your panties and feeling like a needy whore

When you’re the little spoon and you do the little butt wiggle against them, and they groan softly in your ear and grip your hips to pull you back against them. And you start grinding back and everything starts getting hot.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

at least one