Tiny dense and yucky

not to sound like a soft bitch but i’m really in the mood to fall asleep in someone’s arms

So...are we all just a bunch of gays with anxiety?

adult emailing culture is overthinking how polite you sound and forgetting to send the attachments

Just saw a post saying a castle was "infested with vampires" and as a biologist am disgusted. That's their natural habitat. They live there

one day hozier is gonna cover hallelujah and by god it’ll kill me but what a way to go

My wife and I were cooking dinner together and when we sat down to eat she said, “You know what I like about you?” and so I obviously asked her what and she was like “With you, every night feels like Friday,” and it was so fucking cute. Why is she so nice to me.

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

Me after thinking about something for three day straight: it… really isn’t that serious

my heart says yes but my mom says no