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Ineffable sweater

Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

fred: you have opened my eyes, harry

me: not for years, but I have an exquisitely plotted story in my head about how Sansa Stark serves as lady of winterfell and falls in love with another northern lady but she doesn’t realize it’s Love Love because she’s just like “what very good friends we are :)” and the other woman is really good at resource management and where to put latrines so people don’t get sick, and they work together and are best friends and maybe more?? Yes, more. It’s a fifteen episode miniseries about rebuilding after war, peacetime governance, and gentle gay love, sexuality, and trust. I have the camera angles all planned out. Arya is there, and she has twelve direwolves puppies that cause mischief. At some point, the whole north is like “There Must Always Be A Stark In Winterfell And It’s Fine If She’s A Lesbian” 

me: Episode Three starts with Sansa standing by her window, watching a pack of giggling small children have a snowball fight. She looks cold, austere. She watches Arya fucking pile-drive a six year old into a snow bank. Sansa’s lip quirks. She is Healing. The plot of this episode is dealing with mice in the grain supplies. Sophie Turner is nominated for seven emmys in one season. 

Brie Larson and Scarlett Johansson wore jewelry inspired by the Infinity Stones to the Avengers: Endgame world premiere

“You all saw [Brie] pushing the jeep in the training videos, which is insane. Did that kind of encourage everyone to up their game in the training?”

I miss my cats 💖😭 . . #wonderwoman #captainmarvel

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

cheese attack!!!!

googled “brie larson wearing a burger king crown” and got brie larson wearing a burger king crown

‘Evans might have been born with the superhero gene. He says that he doesn’t need to train excessively hard to stay in shape — about an hour a day in the gym maintains his superhero physique — and adds that he can eat what he wants […] “That’s the most irritating quote I’ve ever heard; I’m sure it’s true, and I’d like to rewrite it,” says Downey […] Johansson recalls nibbling on kale chips and dry popcorn on the set of “Avengers,” and turning around and spotting Evans with a handful of gummy bears and Skittles.’ — Variety, March 25, 2014