Yea, I’m Tiny.

for every note on this post I increase the final boss fights HP by 10 in my campaign

I finished it in less than a day >w< I’ve also been given access to Fire!!!!!

But you're... a tiny griffin! Why do you have access to fire?

I found some old stinky warehouses some mean people were gonna be mean in so I asked someone to light a candle I found for me and burnt them!! :>>>

Great job ❤️ I have raised you well (despite being an absent parent)

Yippie!!!!!!

I finished it in less than a day >w< I’ve also been given access to Fire!!!!!

But you're... a tiny griffin! Why do you have access to fire?

I found some old stinky warehouses some mean people were gonna be mean in so I asked someone to light a candle I found for me and burnt them!! :>>>

I finished it in less than a day >w< I’ve also been given access to Fire!!!!!

thats not funny, massive does not equal funny

I can always unfollow you

“I hope you’re cursed with immortality but your body still ages.”

Not to brag but I'm gay

Oh, me too :>

it's snowing outside my window and it's high key beautiful

My wings are freezing solid, let me inside please.

Rolls-?

Rolls-?

Sowwy :( I'm trying

Again, this guy is not that good at his job. He fucked up my reaping so bad I outrank him now.

What?

EVERRRRRR... no one cares you dweeb . also who the fuck are the ancients. i'm not that old okay. i'm quite new to this job. in case you didn't notice.

This is like y/n and her bodyguards . You're y/n.

Thanks? I think?

Yeah, you would take it as a compliment....

Can you take my very very very very distant cousin now or not???

OKAU I' M SORRY.

Sowwy :( I'm trying

Again, this guy is not that good at his job. He fucked up my reaping so bad I outrank him now.

What?

EVERRRRRR... no one cares you dweeb . also who the fuck are the ancients. i'm not that old okay. i'm quite new to this job. in case you didn't notice.

This is like y/n and her bodyguards . You're y/n.

Thanks? I think?

Yeah, you would take it as a compliment....

Can you take my very very very very distant cousin now or not???

Sure.

I’m distantly related to trump. So therefor I should be allowed into the white house to be the gay emo cousin he obviously never had and randomly throw random household objects at his head

Yeesss.... Perfect. He needs a couple of gay influences in his life.

Exactly. He needs a few more people in his life who will debunk every point he makes.

And will attack him for it. I would hit that guy with a stick

Yeah, he clearly never had someone harbor enough hatred to actually attack him up close and personal. He's never had someone try to throw hands with him.

He obviously lacked siblings bc it shows that he was never threatened with a knife

That's concerning for other reasons.

Ahh.... That makes sense. Not a great kind of sense, but it makes sense.

Wasn’t great but I’d take my frustration out on Donald trump lol

That's a good place to direct frustration :)

Indeed!!

Sure.

I’m distantly related to trump. So therefor I should be allowed into the white house to be the gay emo cousin he obviously never had and randomly throw random household objects at his head

Yeesss.... Perfect. He needs a couple of gay influences in his life.

Exactly. He needs a few more people in his life who will debunk every point he makes.

And will attack him for it. I would hit that guy with a stick

Yeah, he clearly never had someone harbor enough hatred to actually attack him up close and personal. He's never had someone try to throw hands with him.

He obviously lacked siblings bc it shows that he was never threatened with a knife

That's concerning for other reasons.

Ahh.... That makes sense. Not a great kind of sense, but it makes sense.

Wasn’t great but I’d take my frustration out on Donald trump lol