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Dead

YO

Smh our world our world

maam😭

Confusion of color

business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning

fuck with a psych major then

psych majors will do lsd with you and tell you that they’ve never felt as connected to anyone as they do to you in that moment and then as soon as their trip ends they will spend the rest of your relationship disappointed because they know they’ll never feel as strongly about you sober as they did while on acid and when you take notice of that and comment that they seem to be growing distant they will psychoanalyze you and claim that you just think that because you have abandonment issues stemming from early childhood trauma

fuck with an art major then

art majors will nut on your back and hand you their paint rag to wipe it off with and then when you don’t return their calls the next day they’ll make a painting entitled Succubus. 2015 (oil and tears on canvas, 36" x 48")

Fuck with a film major

film majors will invite you over to “watch a movie and chill” and you’ll assume he means watch the first five minutes of something on netflix before getting distracted and banging but no. he has a french new wave film set up for the two of you to actually watch and you don’t understand french but he refuses to put on subtitles because he feels it undermines the artistic integrity of the work. when the movie is over he’ll undress you but not to have sex, just to “admire” your body. also he inexplicably smells like cigarettes even though he doesn’t smoke

i am so sorry for your unfortunate mishaps with multiple major fields

i have never laughed so hard this was a *puts sunglasses on* trip

Everybody needs to step they game up I swear this shit goes so hard.

Never forget.

Omg

fucking zoo tycoon holy shit

suck it up orca 167

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME

I hate this

You could say this both ways and it would still mean the same

Nigga😂😂😂😂😂

Hope you find someone with some genuine mutual feelings fam

This good karma needs to be passed

I hope you get that job you need

I hope some money comes your way.

I hope that stress you have goes away

I hope you feel good and okay in the morning

I hope you feel loved and safe

I hope you find the healing that you seek

I hope you forgive yourself for your past

I hope you find peace within yourself

I hope your skin is clear and your hair is growing.

I hope that you learn to accept yourself flaws and all

I hope your day is as awesome as you are

i hope you get all that happiness u deseve

I hope you receive the love and affection you deserve

I hope you get every positive outcome you were hoping for with every endeavor!

😂😂😂never forget

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