"Any lamp postās a stripper pole if you try hard enough."
"Yeah, but there ain't no singles. Get down, before you crack your skull open or something'."
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"Any lamp postās a stripper pole if you try hard enough."
"Yeah, but there ain't no singles. Get down, before you crack your skull open or something'."

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"Youāre god damned ridiculous."
"You say that now, but wait until I get you one to match."
Uh, United States History 1, I think. Couldāve been an elective course thoughā¦who knows, feels like forever ago.
"Is this like, common knowledge? Like, people talk about this an' shit?"
"Right? I know I could get you with a bit of free stuff. Nah, Iāve got a bed so Iām good on that front, I just wanna hang around and hear you bitch while we get drunk."
"What can I say? At least I'm constant. And you sayin' I'm a bitcher? I got legit complaints, motherfucker. Legitimate concerns."
"I'm not saying I'm judging you. But I'm not,Ā not saying it neither."

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"Shit show is one way to put it. Iām hoping though with this article itāll rattle enough chains to actually get something changed."Ā
"Yeah? Good fuckin' luck. No one gives a shit who actually can change anything."
Thatās only 70% thoughā¦whatās the other 30%?
"Dick jokes."
"I could a long time ago. I wasnāt planning on threatening you with that, but now I might."
"Don't spay me, bro!"
Tink started cackling at her own joke.
"Fuck. I need that on a t-shirt."
"Oh that sounds like it would hurt. Well I donāt know, I mean I guess if the shirt was made of something that goats like theyād still eat it but if it was something they hated they might leave it? Though goats tend to eat anything so Iām not even sure." Summer replied with a shrug. "Oh wow that sounds like a porno and definitely not something Iād do."Ā
"It's in the stains, man. The fault is in our stains. If it's there, it's gotta be true."
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Tink and your character go pull some festive pranks, with such classics as egging houses, toilet paper, and smashing mail boxes in Kingsgate. Your character can be anywhere from ridiculously bad to amazing at these activities. Either way, it's mayhem. And a police chase.Ā
Cinderella (sort of?): A more feminine side of TInk could be cool, so maybe instead of her normal every year cowboy look, your character introduces her to the world of dressing up fancy for Halloween. Bonus points for Tink wasted wearing heels.Ā
Tink is actually a giant coward, so go through the Haunted House with her. Do it. She can't turn down a dare.
Halloween Hookup: This one is self explanatory and open to literally everyone.Ā

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"North End has nothing to do with it. Itās the time not caring for my aunt thatāll get me to college. If I could find somewhere in Westbrook, Iād be much happier, but at this point Iāll take anything." Emily breathed a laugh, glancing at the girl. "Desperate isnāt something I normally amā but for peace of mind, Iām getting pretty damn desperate."
Tink let out a puff of air in the cold night, almost thoughtfully.Ā
"Weird jam you must be in, callin' North End peace of mind, but whatever floats your boat, I guess. And hey, if you're already callin' yourself desperate, then you're gonna fit right in."
Huge, huge influence in World War II? One maybe, Vietnam? Not too sure of the timeline. Anyways, something about an affair with this woman Ms. Scarlet, kind of a floozy. It was always assumed she had a little something on the side with Mr. Green, or the butler of the man who gathered them all together for an evening of fine wines and a little game of āwho done itā well, turned out to be a game of āwho done itā. There was a murder that nightā¦no one knows who did it to this day, everyone still has their guesses thoughā¦
"Was this, like, taught in history or something? Don't sound familiar."
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Will narrowed his eyes slightly, his head tipping a little further to the side to get a better look at Tink before he snapped it back half a second later, the change in the mood just as clear as her uncharacteristic elbow-bump. Theyād never talked about either of their parents before, but he had always wondered about her background and about her in general. She was a closed book on so many points when it didnāt involve airing her opinion of Mayor James and the rest of the Kingsgate people, which had always made him feel closer to her in a way, even if that was ridiculous in itself, but it was comforting to him at least.
No one knew better what it was like to not want to talk about personal things - his own parents very much included in that category, and although he wouldāve loved to pick Tinkās brain he knew not to push the subject any further, at least not for now. He was far from nosy, and would in fact rather not know anything about anyone if it meant them knowing just as little about him, but Tink was different from the rest of the nosy assholes who loved to try and figure him out. But she was most of all a mystery.
"Dead and gone."
He said it lightly and lifted the bottle to his lips, pouring back a large gulp happily. His parents had never been fun for him to talk about either, but he didnāt mind it that much since they meant less than nothing to him now. They had chosen to have him for all the wrong reasons, and he had long given up on wondering āwhat ifā or what could have been if he had done things differently. He barely remembered his mother, and he knew deep down nothing would have ever been good enough for his father.
He shrugged one more time, now looking around the hood at Tink. āItās for the better though. They werenāt much fun for anyone - Iām sure theyāre looking up from somewhere, agreeing with me.ā He joked lightly, his lips curling into a lopsided smile. It was a morbid attempt at humor, but he honestly didnāt give a shit, and his best guess was that Tink could take it.
Tink started to ask the question.
"Looking u-?"
And then stopped herself. Oh. She got it. Was it appropriate to laugh? She peered around the hood to get a read on his expression, see if it was ok. Well, based on the trajectory of lip upturnage and the crinkle around his eyes, everything indicated that yes, he was indeed smiling, and yes, it was ok for her to laugh.Ā
She grinned and drew her focus back into the hood, engulfed by the larger object, however still leaving some aside for Will.
"You think British people got a different hell?" She mused aloud.
"Like, society shit, customs are different everywhere. Values. Americans got like, one kind and then British got another, and Sweden an' Russia an' Germany an' all them other countries."
Tink seemed to notice something in the depths of the space, and dove at it, half in the car now and half out, almost dangling from the hood like a car ornament. Nobody had time for a goddamn stepping stool. Besides, that would sort of be like admitting defeat.Ā
"If not, I'll keep a look out when I get down there. If the giant ass chin is a family thing, it'll be no problemo figuring out who they are."
She bit her lip in absolute focus now as she started to try to grab whatever was in the machine. Tink snaked her arm through the machinery cautiously, wiggling to try to get a better vantage. Whatever was in there, it was a slippery little fucker.
"Yo," she called, voice echoing in the car. "Something's definitely in here."
Falcon sat down not at the end of the couch, but on Tinkās legs. He looked down at her. āNo more minutes. Today is happening.ā
Tink groaned from beneath the covers as the weight sank down on her, and her face popped up scowling, so he could read her lips.
"Today is dead. Viva la revolution."
Flop, back down she went, trying to squirm like a worm out from beneath Falcon's fat ass.
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Actually it means tame and it was from some saint ā but that is the spark note version that I know. Though considering who my father is that isnāt far off.
"Lemme guess. He'sĀ god. You're Jesus."

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Yeah, it has, hasnāt it? I donāt get too many days to just do as I pleaseā¦not that Iām complaining though, I donāt mind being kept busy either. It just means I get more done.
"Dude, complain away. You ever hear me? Like, open your ears and listen to this shit I say? Swear to Christ, I'm 50% complaining, and 20% beer."
"Well typically you donāt pass out from constipation. And they have to have some form of consent in order to do any tests - so chances are your family has consented for them. It does become a problem though when there are tests you need to have done but insurance wonāt cover them."Ā
"More like story of my fuckin' life. Insurance is like, exactly it though! That's what I'm talkin' about! You got these fucked up corporations who just wanna take your ass and fuck ya til you can't see straight, and then charge you for fixing your eyesight! Swear to Christ, it's a goddamn shit show."