wildfire

Jesus, fuck I need you to sit down and shut up for two seconds okay? I’m heading out of town for business. While i’m gone, don’t get into any fights, don’t try to kill yourself, or get killed. Do me a favor and just stay in your bubble until I return. And if I don’t return in two weeks time, I might be dead. So don’t come looking for me okay? 

After a speech like that, I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel.

What does masshole mean?

Cyrus had vacated his house for the fourth time since he’d moved in a few days ago. He could recount each time he’d been out, once to look for a job, the second for the interview, the third for groceries and the fourth was now; for a cup of coffee. He’d been looking through a photography book he’d bought not too long ago and he was so wrapped up in it that he didn’t realize how busy it had gotten around him in The Beanery..

Valerie never went to The Beanery much before, but since Toby had started to work there, she found herself going again and again, trying new things and finding things she particularly enjoyed. Today, she had gone at a time when it was ultimately very busy, and Valerie was the type of girl who liked to sit and enjoy her cup of tea to truly enjoy it rather than take off and run errands or do something else while half absently sipping from her cup and burning her tongue.

I’m pretty sure at some point, too much caffeine is bad for you. Maybe you should just go back to sleep.

[Looks down at his phone.] Uhh…yeah. They are. Umm…I gotta go. Sorry.

Oh, right, yeah. Okay, well it was nice meeting you Jude. I’m see you around.

Then you can be like my manager or agent or something. 

And I will be the best manager/agent you could ever ask for.

I can kind of tell. Returning a wallet you found, not too many people do that, so there’s that already. Oh? Yes, that I definitely do. Shitheads, all of them.

I know if it were mine, I’d want it returned. Getting a hold of money isn’t easy and more often than not, it requires hard work. Ha. Yeah, Shitheads sounds pretty right.

I am so lucky for you, you have no idea.

You know, I was just thinking the same thing.

You seem awfully concerned about my wellbeing Valerie. I’m almost touched. I’ve got friends who don’t care half this much.

Do I? Ah, it’s just who I am, I guess. Really? Sounds like you need better friends.

Yes, that’s what I want to be known for. Maybe I’ll get my own show on The Food Network. 

Ooh, you could! There is definitely no show out there about frozen desserts and there should be, and no one would be a better host than you.

She gives me medicine…medicine makes you healthy. Trust me, Neda couldn’t give me anything half as unhealthy as I give myself, even if she tried. And I shall say no more.

Medicine as in like, Tylenol or medicine as in like...drugs that need to be tested to see if they’re safe first and see how people react? Ah, well, enough said there.

Because you’re blinded by your love of me!?

That’s definitely it.

Well.. we should just forget about it. Are you hungry at all?

Hungry? Yeah, I’m feeling a bit peckish. What are you in the mood for?

I’m full of regrets. Who’s not?

That doesn’t mean we should accept them happening, especially if it’s something we can do to fix them but like I said, do what you want.