I’m live blogging me watching the x files sorry in advance

Actually never getting over Mulder having a waterbed and a mirror over his bed like what?? Bro gets no hoes he’s doing it purely for the love of the game🤣🤣🤣

Scully is so lucky that Donny Pfaster needed to light ONE MILLION candles before murdering her to give Mulder time to show up

Mulder’s gone and Scully’s pregnant ugh Chris Carter I’m going beat the shit out of you so hard they will only be able to recognise you by your teeth

Why do they keep being so meta about “oh these two partners have worked together for seven years but aren’t dating haha” like Chris Carter that’s literally on you bro

Doppelgänger Scully beating the shit out of Doppelgänger Mulder OH WE ARE SOOOOO BACK

Sorry having David Duchovny’s at the time wife Lea play the Scully character in Hollywood AD is SOOOOOOO WEIRD IT MAKES ME SOOOOO UNCOMFORTABLE LIKE ITS FREAKY

Guys be honest do I need to watch closure? And also is it sad I don’t want to be sad

Season 7 causally having a COPS parody and Hollywood AD what the fuck was going on in the writers room

I’d like to think if I was alive when TXF was airing I would’ve been a niche fandom micro influencer instead of some blonde bitch shitposting on tumblr

Hello editors please someone do everyone a favour a make an edit of Scully to David from Lorde’s new album

The hair tuck at the end of All Things IS SO DAMN TENDER HE IS SO IN LOVE WITH HER

Scully and Christina Yang both being groomed by their teacher and somehow both of their episodes being framed as them being “homewreckers” as opposed to victims OH GOD WHY

Dana Scully groomed😔

Missing Queequeg and Melissa rn