Sketching your mom

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

can you put that thing on a leash?

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

i don’t want to be angry anymore i’m never going to hate again unless someone says something really stupid or if i see something i don’t like at all or maybe just whenever i feel like it

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle