I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

we became adults. and we forgot about that one lizard that can run on top of the water. and the bombardier beetle. we don't even think about mako sharks being the fastest shark anymore.

We all should have the list of the top 10 fastest, strongest, smallest, and largest animals in our minds at all times, for quick reference

Not a day should pass in our mortal lives without considering the Wobbegong Shark

RIGHT?????HE'S SUCH A FUCKING FLAT GUY.

Best way to celebrate flat fuck Friday? Look at the wobblegong shark.

hold on y'all forgot this stuff? i cannot control my referencing them always on every date

You’re telling me a LOBSTER squeezed this lime?

Gin and clawnic

This is the future the Flintstones wanted for us.

Ok but did you go? Was it as gay as this ad makes it seem?

Clash of titties

if this isnt gender equality i dont know

This made my day:33

Every single denialist depends on the idea that big brother government and climate scientists are on the same side so how do they even begin to fit this into their delusion?