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the-one-and-only-wild

shitfuckshit he’s in my walls

the-one-and-only-wild

Guys I’m having a Really Bad Time™

timetheoldman

HA! Now you know how it feels!

beardedmrbean

Home Skillet made one heck of a knife there

hametsux

That's how I imagine fantasy dwarves test their equipment

#Big four energy #But imagine all 4 of four stacked on top of each other

the-one-and-only-wild

Aw shit aw fuck not again

guyfromordon

Just block him

do-it-four-swords

There’s an evil version of Warriors???

guyfromordon

I can’t even keep track of 1

the-one-and-only-wild

Hold on guys there’s someone at my door

the-one-and-only-wild

ow fuck

do-it-four-swords

WILD!!!! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?!?!

timetheoldman

noo little hylian boy don’t open the door

bunnynotravioli

Business proposal, you give me your soul, I give you demonic possession a new friend

bunnynotravioli

@timetheoldman

timetheoldman

too late, i already sold it. Does store-bought work? I could probably find an extra one around here somewhere…

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Help! The mushrooms…they won’t stop…

🍄🍄🍄

ough…

the shromms….

🍄🍄🍄

luwyv

A

#It me

fattorimunin

A group of male rats sneaking food in the middle of the night

fattorimunin

In the relationship between brothers, "the last piece of fried chicken" is always an irreplaceable strategic resource that can never be surrendered.

massk

I looveee the forest!!:D

timetheoldman

Me too! It’s where my dad is.

Or was…

do-it-four-swords

Why are you always so ominous?!

thats-captain-wars-to-you

I would say it's because he's old but he was like this as an ankle biter too...

massk

'm not an ankle biter!!D:

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Explain that to the scars on my ankles then.

massk

.......... THAT WAS TOON!!!!! not me!! he's always blaming it on me because I'm short!:(

thats-captain-wars-to-you

For all Toon would hang off of my legs like some ridiculous accessory, he was never one to bite me.

massk

........................WHAT ABOUT RAVIO???????? HE IS A LITTERAL RABBIT!!!! ......right?

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Hes also a responsible and grown... creature?

massk

is he a rabbit???? its been a while since the war of eras and I don't think I've ever seen him without his hood?

thats-captain-wars-to-you

I really just always assumed he was at least partially humanoid. He had hylian hands at least.

massk

yeahhh he was a weird one......

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever see him again...

massk

yeahhhhhh :(.......

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Maybe we'll be unlucky and get pulled into a multi-universal, multi-reality, goddesses ordained quest.

Oh wait

massk

..........FUNNY ENOUGH! I heard wild got stuck in some place called gotham!!!........

thats-captain-wars-to-you

I think I have a second cousin who lives there actually....

Huh

massk

Oh really? Think wild was looking for a place to stay! says its very fun..... bet he's exploding stuff........

thats-captain-wars-to-you

I've heard there's crime fighting bats and birds there. Wonder if they're anything like Rito?

massk

hmmm maybe:0! do you think they can fly!!!!:0 I meannn 'ccording to wild theres this one thats a ROBIN!

thats-captain-wars-to-you

If they can't, I'm sure Wild will teach them how to. That kid just hurls himself into the sky all willy-nilly.

massk

yeahhhh....... I DO TOO! hehe!! with one of my masks!! gotta have a flower nearby or it won't work!

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Sometimes I'm surprised I made it through that war with no grey hairs...

massk

I still wish I had stayed with you :(

thats-captain-wars-to-you

You had your own time and world to return to. And not to mention the people who were probably worried about where you had run off to.

massk

CORRECTION! termina!!! besides!!! ...... your hyrule isnt constantly stuck in a never ending cycle......... and no one would have noticed!!!!

thats-captain-wars-to-you

@timetheoldman, what in Hylias name did you go through after you left!!??

timetheoldman

Fought the moon. It lost.

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sprite-and-the-bunnydragons

so, Twilight AND Time are both farmers, right? And they were both raised in the woods/very rural area on the edge of woods. Not only would they both have a deep understanding of plants, but also of everything that goes into raising crops

and speaking as someone who helps out on a hobby farm, what I’m getting at is

it’s entirely possible that at some point in their journey, Time and/or Twilight just … stops. Picks up a handful of dirt. Lets it run through their fingers.

And then promptly goes into a rant about how good this dirt is. It’s the best. Look how dark it is. You can smell the nutrients. So moist. Look at the happy worms aerating the dirt. You could get anything to take root in this soil. I’m taking some of this dirt home. Warriors, why are you running, I need some of your bottles—

do-it-four-swords

Okay folks, who are we stabbing today?

I personally vote @ganon-the-dorf

ganon-the-dorf

Don't stab me! Stab the blue scarf one, he looks most like a Roman. What do you call him again? You're all just pests to me.

do-it-four-swords

Do you mean @warriorsthewinner or @warrstershire-sauce ?

thats-captain-wars-to-you

I sense people talking about me. Only nice things though, right?

do-it-four-swords

Hi Wars! What your opinion on stabbing?

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Tedious, relatively unnecessary, messy. There are far simpler ways to convince someone to back down. Although sometimes steel becomes the only answer.

Why?

do-it-four-swords

Well today is Stabbing Day™️ and I’m trying to figure out who to stab

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Hmmmm. Have you considered Legend?

do-it-four-swords

Hey Legend!

What do you think about stabbing?

( @the-leg )

thats-captain-wars-to-you

Wait, I just read up. Were you going to let that pig stab me? I though we were all against Ganondorf here?

do-it-four-swords

I think he was telling me to stab you, not him stabbing you

And I wanted to get more opinions before I decide who to stab, so you’re safe (for now)

thats-captain-wars-to-you

You had better not stab me.

I’m keeping an eye on you just in case…

do-it-four-swords

No promises!

timetheoldman

I think its a good idea, stabbing is quick and to the point, really gets a the message across. We really have to keep an edge over the competition. Just point it away from me, please.

massk

I looveee the forest!!:D

timetheoldman

Me too! It’s where my dad is.

Or was…

#Hey editer me here just remembered the great deku tree dies right?#Just aftwr i posted #Anyways give me a sec to get back in my groove #Time talks about vauge events and talks around a lot of things but isn’t super direct with his past amd tends to drop subject #So i hope it kinda reads as in character

massk

to all my zelda nerds.......... blog revival ig afterr like 2???? years)

timetheoldman

if you will blog revival, i will also blog revival. Hand in blog revivalbe hand.

the-legend-of-leg

Wake the fuck up bitches!

Good morning

Holy shot

How are you?

🦵🤚🧏👱🐤🐥???

I'm sorry?

I accept your apology!

dream-gull-marin

Wait. Wait, wait, wait. What did you say?

the-legend-of-leg

I thought you were a seagull now so I attempted to speak seagull

dream-gull-marin

You looked like you were throwing some kind of gang signs...

Which might be exactly how seagulls communicate, but I don't know.

the-legend-of-leg

So you are not a segull?

dream-gull-marin

*looks self over*

I believe I'm at least vaguely human

guyfromordon

Makes sense...

the-legend-of-leg

Twi... how long have you been lurking

guyfromordon

I reckon I've been lurking since I was birthed, but if you mean this conversation, about an hour.

hyruleislost

also lurking.. just sneakily lurking

dream-gull-marin

Why are there 3 of you?

hyruleislost

Why wouldn't there be 3 of us?

do-it-four-swords

I mean in general there’s at least nine of us

Statistically it’s more likely to find more than one of us in a single place than just one of us alone

timetheoldman

like ants 🐜

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facial-hair-fanatic-artdump

Grandpa Smith is underrated.

#Cool art

shamebats

elodieunderglass

I am really happy that the author of that comment is so happy with this but she’s in serious danger of getting dragged off on a hiking/camping trip. What do you MEAN fiction and fantasy books that’s literally how we still -

#Ooc #im putting this here because im going to move it to a different blog #So I’ll delete it in a bit #Im playing reblog ballet #And I can TECHNICALLY connect it to LU

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