Lurking™

me, a bitter fan of team spain, watching russia get eliminated by croatia:

Zodiac Signs as Feelings

I’m telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.

women calling me bitch in a loving/joking way: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

In your opinion, which of Joanna’s live performances on YouTube are your faves?? I feel like crying and honestly what better way is there

“If you consider how many women have had to live through the experience of unwanted sex, if you consider how society thinks it is normal for women to just lay back and do it for the man’s benefit, you begin to realize just how prevalent rape really is, and the words Rape Culture really begin to take on new meaning We don’t want to address this, because then we would have to start asking the hard questions, like, why do men continue to pressure women in to sex when they know the woman won’t enjoy it? How can a man possibly enjoy sex when he knows his partner isn’t enjoying it and is doing it purely to satisfy his whims? That leads us to a very disturbing discovery about the culture of men, and how easy it is for them to treat women this way: like masturbatory objects, like we are living fleshlights. Men don’t see women as people, they see us as objects to be used.”

me watching monsters inc as a kid: how did it take so long for anyone to figure out that human child laughter not only produced energy like screams, but was more effective, and that children aren’t actually dangerous at all?