* RUST MAID .

‘  i  just  want  a  hot  boyfriend  to  fall  from  the  sky  and  into  my  bedroom  u  feel  me .  ’

‘  i’ve  come  to  the  point where  i  don’t  even  procrastinate  anymore  i  just  don’t  do  it .  ’

‘  my  personality  issues  can  be  directly  traced  to  the  fact  that  i  couldn’t  do  the  monkey  bars  as  a  child .  ’

‘  i’ll  get  over  it .   i  just  gotta  be  dramatic  first .  ’

‘  being  an  adult  is  having  the  ‘ we  have  food  at  home ’  talk  with  yourself .  ’

‘  “ i  can  see  your  nipples  through  your  shirt ”  first  of  all  stop  being  ungrateful .  ’

‘  in  the  back  of  the  club  arms  folded  cause  i  don’t  agree  with  the  music  selection .  ’

‘  movies  are  so  weird .  people  hangout  like  twice  and  they’re  all  like  “ i’m  in  love  with  you ”  calm  down  maybe .  ’

‘  gamers  are  so  weird .  fortnite  this ,  fortnite  that …  just  say  two  weeks  like  the  rest  of  us .  ’

‘  i’m  gonna  become  a  millionaire  just  so  i  can  go  to  the  met  gala  and  actually  fit  the  theme .  ’

‘  ideal  body  weight :  you  on  top  of  me .  ’

‘  holding  hands  is  lowkey  exciting .  ’

‘  do  you  ever  lie  on  your  side  and  a  small  tear  leaks  out  and  you’re just  like  who  wtf  body  i  know  i’m  sad  but  i’m  not  that  sad .  ’

‘  i  get  my  news  from  the  only  reliable  source :  cryptic  symbolism  in  my  dreams .  ’

‘  one  day  i  will  take  a  really  good  selfie  and  you  will  be  sorry …  you  will  all  be  sorry .  ’

‘  when  will  boys  realize  that  girls  that  are  “ hard  to  get ”  are …  how  do  i  say  it …   not  interested .  ’

‘  the  world  has  been  on  a  constant  downfall  ever  since  2015  when  y’all  decided  to  choose  meghan  trainor  over  carly  rae  jepsen .  ’

‘  naked  iphones  are  beautiful  but  at  what  cost .  ’

‘  there  are  five  frogs  staring  at  me  right  now  but  only  one  can  be  america’s  next  top  model .  ’

‘  there  is  no  doubt  in  my  mind  that  i’m  really  that  bitch .  ’

‘  me ?  constantly  afraid  of  being  abandoned  and  replaced ?  hell  yes .  ’

‘  if  you’re  jacking  off  right  now  i  just  wanna  let  you  know  i  support  you .  ’

‘  it’s  so  funny  how  people  get  upset  that  gender  is  a  social  construct ?  everything  is  a  social  construct ??  go  ask  a  frog  what  day  of  the  fuckin’  week  it  is ,   he  doesn’t  know .  ’

‘  it’s  not  a  real  party  until  you  sneak  away  into  the  bathroom  to  question  your  existence  as  you  stare  at  yourself  in  the  mirror .  ’

‘  due  to  unfortunate  circumstances ,  i  am  now  awake .  ’

‘  did  i  allow  you  to  have  fun  without  me ??  ’

‘  ‘ too  little  too  late ’  by  jojo  was  way  to  raw  for  me  to  handle  honestly  who  hurt  her .  ’

‘  don’t  worry ,  you’re  still  in  the  “ early  life ”  part  of  your  wikipedia  page .  ’

‘  i  don’t  give  a  yike .  ’

‘  my  life  is  fucked  up  and  lit  at  the  same  time .  ’

‘  hate  when  i  am  wearing  makeup  and  still  look  shitty  like  what  am  i  supposed  to  do ?  get  enough  sleep ?  eat  right  and  exercise ?  as  if .  ’

‘  if  we  date  i’m  going  to  always  want  to  hear  about  your  day  and  kiss  you  on  your  forehead .  ’

‘  me ?  overreacting ?  probably .  ’

‘  i  hate  being  ignored .  i  despite  it  but  i  ignore  everyone .  i  am  ignoring  like  three  people  right  now  for  no  particular  reason …  crazy …  ’

‘  what is  like …  the  point .  ’

‘  um  excuse  me  but  where  is  the  attention™  i  ordered ???  i’m  getting  impatient .  ’

‘  tbh  i  am  ugly  but  i’m  also  gorgeous .  it’s  very  complex .  ’

‘  in  what  world  would  anyone  give  up  a  job  in  paris  for  ross  geller .  ’

‘  date  a  girl  who  fucks  everything  up .  ’

‘  i  get  so  excited  when  i  can’t  remember  the  name  of  someone  i  knew  in  high  school .  it’s  like  i’m  one  step  closer  to  being  fully  cleansed .  ’

‘  i  wish  i  could  be  the  person  i  want  to  be  but  i’m  too  tired .  ’

‘  my  aesthetic  is  constantly  being  sleep  deprived  and  sad  about  random  things  in  my  life .  ’

‘  i  hope  that  in  2019  i’ll  at  least  stop  ruining  my  own  life .  ’

‘  eyebrow  game  strong ?  more  like  eyebag  game  strong .  i’m  fucking  exhausted .  ’

‘  are  you  from  tennis  shoes ?  cause  you’re  the  only  ten  i  shoes .  ’

‘  i  want  to  cry  but  i  have  things  to  do .  ’

‘  when  i  tell  you  i  love  you  it’s  never  out  of  habit .  ’

‘  humans are  at  the  top  of  the  food  chain  so  why  are  we  getting  bit  my  mosquitoes  ummm .  ’

‘  why  don’t  birds  ever  shut  up ?  i  bet  they’re  talking  about  me .  ’

TWILIGHT   :

❛ I’d never given much thought to how I would die. ❜

❛ But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. ❜

❛ Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder. ❜

❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜

❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜

❛ Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. ❜

❛ I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. ❜

❛ My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. ❜

❛ But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me.   ❜

❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜

❛ I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat. ❜

❛ Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on? ❜

❛ I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna let this go, are you? ❜

❛ I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it. ❜

❛ I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way. ❜

❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜

❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜

❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜

❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜

❛ You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger. ❜

❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this.  ❜

❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜

NEW  MOON   :    

❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me.  ❜

❛ Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all? ❜

❛ I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time. ❜

❛ So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him. ❜

❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜

❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜

❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜

❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜

❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜

❛ Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital? ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted. ❜

❛ But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself. ❜

❛ Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? ❜

❛ I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise. ❜

❛ What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? ❜

❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜

❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜

❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜

❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜

❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜

❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love?  ❜

❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜

❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜

❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜

ECLIPSE   :

❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜

❛ I promise to love you every moment of forever. ❜

❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜

❛ If I asked you to stay in the car, would you? ❜

❛ You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are. ❜

❛ You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.  ❜

❛ I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. ❜

❛ You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it. ❜

❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜

❛ Never turn your back on your enemy. ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into. ❜

❛ Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. ❜

❛ See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you. ❜

❛ If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy. ❜

❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜

❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜

❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜

❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜

❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜

❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜

❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜

❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜

❛ This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here. ❜

❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜

BREAKING  DAWN   :

❛ Last night was the best night of my existence. ❜

❛ Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton. ❜

❛ I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human. ❜

❛ I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish. ❜

❛ Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.  ❜

❛ I had a bad habit of underestimating you. ❜

❛ Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it. ❜

❛ I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life. ❜

❛ My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive. ❜

❛ I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes. ❜

❛ Even mature vampires have problems with that. ❜

❛ You need to get your thirst under control. ❜

❛ I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt. ❜

❛ I’ll never let anybody hurt you. ❜

❛ Will you dance with me? ❜

❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜

❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜

❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜

❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜

❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜

❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜

❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜