getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later
overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden
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getting overtaken as a pedestrian: people are seriously so caught up with themselves they can’t get somewhere 30 seconds later
overtaking people: come on girls it’s not a statue garden

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the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.
Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??
Yeah sure
Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.
I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.
come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???
For Three Days I Been Stuck In This Desart With No Fucking Water Or Goth Girls

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Item: bootleg VHS copy of The Movie
high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings
I request the most obscure frog or a neotenic salamander (axolotls not allowed) that isn't an Anderson's salamander. I like new animals to read about and you just seem to be an encyclopedia when it comes to that
I do not know what would be the "most obscure", but here are some frogs from Borneo that are probably not well known worldwide...
Squat Frog (Glyphoglossus capsus), family Microhylidae, Borneo
Described in 2014.
This frog was originally in the genus Calluella. This genus has now been placed in the genus Glyphoglossus.
photograph via:
Red hot chili pepper. A new Calluella stoliczka, 1872 (Lissamphibia: Anura: Microhylidae) from Sarawak, East Malaysia (Borneo) - PubMed (nih.gov)
Smooth Guardian Frog (Limnonectes palavanensis) male with tadpoles, family Dicroglossidae, Sarawak, Borneo
Male guards eggs, which are laid on the forest floor, and then transports tadpoles to a water source.
Photograph by Kurt Orion G
Bornean Chorus Frog – Life in the Pitcher
The dark, wet rainforests of Borneo provide the perfect habitat for amphibians. The problem for an amphibian fanatic and photographer like me is finding them in these huge, dense jungles. The search becomes even more difficult when the frog that you are looking for is one of the smallest frogs on the planet – The Bornean Chorus Frog (Microhyla nepenthicola), or Bornean Narrow-mouthed Frog. While this species of chorus frog is attractive, if you like that sort of thing, you might wonder why I had a particular interest in seeing it. What is special about a little brown frog? Well, this little brown frog has a secret lifestyle. If you are going to be tiny, soft and potentially a tasty meal for just about everything in the jungle then you had better have some tricks to keep your species alive. Nepenthicola’s trick is its breeding habit. Rather than risking the hazards of the big pond, nepenthicola has learned to utilize the tiny pools that form in a pitcher plant with which it shares its name – Flask-shaped Pitcher Plant (Nepenthes ampullaria)...
Read more: https://incidentalnaturalist.com/2024/11/25/bornean-chorus-frog-life-in-the-pitcher
Brook’s Squat Frog aka Brook’s Burrowing Frog(Glyphoglossus brooksi), family Microhylidae, Sarawak, Borneo
This species had not been seen for 14 years, when this individual was observed in the forest after a heavy rain. (2025)
Max length of up to 7 cm.
photographs by Forrest Galante
Bornean Rainbow Toad aka Sambas Stream Toad (Ansonia latidisca), family Bufonidae, Sarawak, Borneo
ENDANGERED.
Photograph by Oliver BanDz
im fucking crying
For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

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tuesday status?
yup. its tuesday 👍
copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol
ok but the full translation is also extremely good
that translation is accurate except for that last part. pflegestufe doesnt really translate to a state of need, its moreso means that the weed would leave you disabled in a way that makes you legally eligible for care or assistance
Akseli Gallen-Kallela (1865-1931, Finnish) ~ Spring Night, 1914
[Source: digitaltmuseum.no]
Akseli Gallen-Kallela (Finnish, 1865-1931), Spring Night, 1914. Oil on canvas, 115.5 x 115.6 cm. Lillehammer Art Museum
Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.
I’m so fucked
Package containing three reusable silicone lids for preserving supermarket hummus, which cost very little and which I honestly don’t give a fig about: we’ve posted your parcel. (we’ve posted your parcel.) your parcel is posted. Your parcel is posted. Your parcel is moving. Tracking number for your parcel. Your parcel is being hand-carried to the depot by a courier named GREG. Your parcel is nestled gently at the DEPOT. Your parcel has been fed and watered and given a comfort break. Your parcel’s overnight nurse is named DILYS. She has twelve years of experience and a qualification. She reports YOUR PARCEL is DOING WELL. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. YOUR PARCEL HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. Your courier is named MERVYN and he is an AQUARIUS. your parcel is due at 12:13. We apologise. Your parcel is due at 12:17. This is due to MERVYN encountering ROADWORKS. Your parcel is circling. MERVYN is on your street. MERVYN IS HERE. Here is a photo of your feet with the parcel. Your parcel ARRIVED. how did you like MERVYN. Was he okay. Would you use him again. Would you trust Dilys to safeguard the following: a glass case containing a crystal gem / a balloon / a bucket of water. Your parcel was four minutes late. We’ll email you forever now. Do you like this
Package containing fragile and valuable birthday present to myself, anxiously awaited: due date of FUCKOFF Posted NEVER 💅

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Itd be funny as fuck if the world operated like how people with social anxiety think it does. Like what if you got on a bus and everyone was like wow look at that piece of shit loser. Get off the bus you ugly bastard