I was absolutely wasted when I watched this and it deadass brought me to tears, I love it
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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hello vonnie
occasionally subtle
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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I was absolutely wasted when I watched this and it deadass brought me to tears, I love it

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PUNK IS WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY THAT IRRITATES PEOPLE WHO ARE USED TO HAVING TOTAL CONTROL. šš»šš»šš»
the funny thing is we are only asking you to spread the information about the protests in and police brutality in serbia rn. like that's it. No petitions, no money. We are only asking /screaming / begging you all to hear us. Not to trust mainstream media which is trying to cover up a dictatorship by saying we are only doing this because of coronavirus measure. No, that is not the truth! That is just the tip of the iceberg. The people are fed up with a government which constantly profits of its people, uses public wealth building luxious buildings NO ONE WANTS (which they justifu with excuses that it will bring jobs which it NEVER DOES š¤”) and using that money investing various dubious projects from which we never see the end results. We are sick and tired of being told we have the best equipment, best hospitals yet now during careless government measures taken, people can't even access hospitals because there is simply no more space, people spend entire days just WAITING in agony to be looked at only to die due to lack of response on time. Medical professionals are not to blame, it's the government hoarding wealth to use amongst themselves.
All media outlets (the ones that have national coverage) keep perpetuating this lie. They do whatever the dictator in charge, Aleksandar VuÄiÄ, tells them to. We are living in complete media blackout. Western media keeps depicting these riots as a revolt against measures and depicting the rioters as hooligans (sound familiar?) and that is the furthest from the truth. I left out a ton of stuff, there is a lot more dirt to dig up about our government but please don't be an additional dirt that we need to fight through. Hear us out, help us out. This is a time for action. This is a time our people say no to an oppressive regime ruled by nepotism, lies and incompetence. Stand with us.
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Dog wants to sit next to human.
This might be the cutest thing Iāve seen allā¦year? At least all month?

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My auntās cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:
iām dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebookĀ šššĀ
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)Ā
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSEāS FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??Ā

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elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrowās moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH
the part where sheās like āhow many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabethā and he shyly says āonce more, miss swannā and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers āelizabethā to himself like heās unworthy of it
then when heās patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says āi know, blacksmithās hands⦠theyāre roughā because he thinks thatās whatās bothering her HE KNOWS HEāS NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THATāS THE PINING IāM TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DONāT ACCEPT LESS!!!!
he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until heās dressed like this to do it:Ā
my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.
I donāt know what it is about Star Wars but even if itās not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I meanĀ ālook at all the fucks i give anakinā andĀ āyour poncho is a piece of junkā and anakin hates sand itās all just 1000% pure class
YOU CANāT BEAT THIS SHIT
And my new favorite:
Rihannaās impact
#gaston youāre FUCKING F R E N C H
You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.
You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.
Well Iām sure as hell wasnāt expecting that

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Concept: a dragon that tries to sleep on top of itās friends and family every night bc theyāre itās greatest treasure
where r the rest of the notes, this is Important
Counter Concept: The dragon was raised by humans. They died centuries ago. Itās just a big pile of bones.
poem: being awake is a mistake
Iām bored and canāt sleep, so Iām gonna do my English major close reading thing. And no, whatever original intention there was here doesnāt matter.
poem: being awake is a mistake
Firstly, the surface meaning here isnāt quite as cut and dry as might first appear. Regretting being awake could mean any number of things. Or perhaps even it isnāt regret at all. Calling being awake a mistake could refer to the uncomfortable feeling of getting out of bed, the existential dread typical of the website and era this poem was published in, something related to mental illness, or perhaps just an annoyed jab at whatever activity is occurring.
Second, this is most likely meant to be comedic and the rhyming element gives the work a slightly juvenile and playful vibe while still remaining cynical in tone. And the poem itself acknowledges that it is a poem. The colon indicates that the second part is more important than the first, that āpoemā is not nearly as important as ābeing awake is a mistakeā. However, the putting of āpoemā there in the first place and the lack of capitalization anywhere give it a slightly otherworldly or cryptic feeling typical of the 21st century meme. It could be a commentary on poetry, or the current state of internet culture, relying on ārelatableā content and existential dread in order to gain attention.
And thatās as far as I wanna go tonight. Honestly, the tiniest poems are the most packed with stuff and this is ripe for close reading. I could write a small paper on this tiny poem but Iāll spare you. Goodnight.
i would disagreeāthe poem is obviously critiquing the current political landscape of the decade. with the rising popularity of the term āwokeā in reference to those who are critical of systematic abuses, (among other things, this critique is by no means exhaustive) by the government they reside in, Everman is attempting to coin a new phrase, sister to āIgnorance is Blissā. Everman here defines āawakenessā (āwokenessā) as a mistake, with the implication that being aware of injustice incurs feelings of dread and hopelessness. really, ābeing awake is a mistakeā is a deeply millennial writing and expresses not only the doubt of aging in an unstable economic and sociopolitical environment wherein not only our labor exists to be undervalued and exploited, but conveys our generational existential angst as well. a masterpiece.